1. Play the piano more. It's like riding a bike...right?
2. Give up knitting.
3. Read books before bed.
4. Scherenschnitte
5. Write in this blog
6. Figure out my life
How it actually will go:
1. Play the piano the first two days and then take a several weeks long "break"
2. Give up knitting but feel bad about it
3. Read graphic novels before bed.
4. Get really good at papercutting and develop early onset arthritis
5. Gain an in-depth perspective of narcissism
6. Coast through several months and eventually have a breakdown from the weight of my own self-loathing and guilt
But hey, guess what else!
Yeahhhh that's right! Snoop Doggy Dogg at The Orpheum nearest YOU! February 1st. You wanna come with? Cuz you TOTALLY CAN!
Sigh... being poor and single is possibly the most miserable experience on this earth. Who wants to go to a Snoop Dogg concert alone? SNOOP DOGG! Furthermore, Susan, if another human being isn't there to make me happy, HOW am I supposed to supplement the emptiness with goods and services if I have to be FRUGAL?! I might have a problem.
Well, I just binged and now I feel like an asshole. Where's my toothbrush?
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