Do you think that the other members of Destiny's Child are resentful that Beyonce made it and they didn't? I'd be pissed.
We're having a dance party over here on E Johnny, do you wanna come?
Beyonce says YES PLEASE!
Well, I managed to fuck off this entire day and get NO work done. What I'm really trying to say is CHEERS!
In other news, check out this hot dude!
God. If you have a beard, call me.
Do you guys have any awesome Thanksgiving plans? You know what I really hate? When people call it turkey day. Like really. wtf? What are you, a fucking yooper?
We're going to watch The Grinch. Classic, kid-friendly, family fun. For extra credit, you can drink every time they say Grinch.
Recently, I learned that coors is also called werewolf killer. Did you know this? It was a revelation.
Just because you're single doesn't mean you should stop shaving your legs! Keep it sexy, bitches! Wear cute undies EVERY DAY! Preferably paired with knee-high socks. You never know! If you can't decide whether or not to shave your legs before bed, you should totally DO IT! The feeling of freshly shaved legs between your sheets when you wake up in the morning is really, really AWESOME and will make you smile.
Can you believe that people still don't know how to use proper grammar and punctuation? It's really disgusting! Come on people, we're 22 years old! Seriously! I want to puke just THINKING about it!
Do you remember the old prospector from SNL? Gus Chiggins! Fucking funny.
Fish face: Exhibit A
Don't you just wanna wrap your lips around those puppies? Actually I posted this pic cuz I thought my eyebrow looked awesome. Call me! xo
ps if you're planning on drinking make sure you drink on an empty stomach cuz you get WAY DRUNKER WAY FASTER! kbye!
pps drinking beer will make you FAT so watch it! ration!
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