They know not what they do

Types of dudes to date before you die/get old:

1. a non-white dude
2. a musician
3. a dude with XL sized junk
4. a dude with hipster moustache
5. a long-haired dude
6. a no-haired dude
7. a dude with a leather jacket
8. an androgynous dude
9. a Buddhist
10. a DJ
11. a drug dealer
12. a nurse
13. a grad student
14. a nerd
15. a guy with a motorcycle
16. a cowboy
17. a vampire
18. a guy who looks like jesus
19. a dude who loves his mom
20. a fitness instructor
21. a man
22. an extra femme dude
23. a guy who has at least one dog
24. a European, any

You're welcome.

xoxo

pem