Did you know that Ray-Bans are fucking expensive? Well yeah, they are. I need the girly set with the animal print arms!
Strike my last; what I really need is a rich man to buy for me the girly set with the animal print arms.
Also, will someone PLEASE notice me on the street and write a g.d. missed connection for me already? I've even checked all the cities I've been in for the last several weeks. Nothing! And I can only wear my most outlandish articles of clothing/accessories so many times before people start to wonder/notice/catch on/judge. Even though you might not interact with the same people on a daily basis, you still see the same people on the bus in the morning or on your evening walks home from work or in the cardio room at the gym. I remember your face, dark-skinned tall boy/man with the big nose. So wearing leopard-print suede boots or pink skull-shaped earrings more than twice a week (but never in conjunction) simply won't do.
And it better not be something vague, like "girl on the 2 bus around 5:30 pm with the black North Face jacket, leggings and Uggs" because we all know each of us is liable to have dressed in such a manner at least ONCE over the course of one semester. Don't pretend like you don't know!
No, I need specifics. I have RED freaking HAIR, alright? How hard can it be? "Red-haired girl with the sensible canvas tote and impeccable style who made eyes at me upon stepping off the bus, right before a gust of wind caught an amber lock and swooped it out from behind your ear..."
See what I mean? Add some ROMANCE to your lives, people. Add some WHIMSY ZESTY ZEST for yourselves! For your parents, or your cat, or simply for the overall good of humanity. Anything!
Whatevs, I give up. I'm not even going to check for them any more. So don't bother writing one, because I sure as hell won't read it.
xxxooo
pem
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