Seriously, universe? You do this to me on a Friday night, after a long week, after my business card is declined at the Mac store, after I nearly overdraft my bank account and nearly max out my credit card with a dangerous shoe obsession, after I go all day avoiding diet coke so I can wear the skin tight dress tonight, after I work out the transportation, after I have the most stressful day at work, after I spent like $24523408234 on the tickets, after I spend 82347829432347 hours looking forward to it, after I clean my room and do my laundry...REALLY?
FML FML FML FML FML
Well, I guess...at least I'm not pregnant, at least I have an apartment and a bed, and $20 to buy beer, and a full head of hair. But still!
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