Please come meet me in Europe

This is a plea. A cry for help. Perhaps wishful thinking? Here's my plan:

I will meet you at the airport in Poland on July 26 or 27, whichever works best for you. You can fly in to Krakow or Warsaw; check the prices because one might be a little more affordable than the other. We'll stay at a hostel in Krakow for a night or two and then take a train to Prague. We can hostel there for a few more nights. Then we can take a train or a really cheap flight ($30) to Amsterdam and stay there for a few days. The whole trip could take less than a week, really. I'd have you home by midnight.

The hostels are dirt cheap. Getting around in Europe by train is also super affordable and how awesome would it be to spend a few hours on a train with me? Getting there is half the fun. Several airlines offer disgustingly cheap flights throughout Europe. I wasn't exaggerating with the $30 figure I threw out before. And we can eat like kings for $5. No lie! I just got back from a wonderful restaurant and my meal plus a beer was really no more than $5.

I know a few of you adventurous folks have a couple hundred to spare in your bank accounts. This is the chance of a lifetime. I'm not kidding! I've already been checking out airlines and watching prices. Sometimes if you check them a day or two before the flight is scheduled to leave, the price drops by several hundred dollars.

I want you to seriously consider this. Everyone I've talked to says Prague is a must-see place. But if you don't want to go there we can talk about other destinations. This trip can be tailored to your needs, wants, and desires. Maybe we can just stay in Krakow and then head up to Amsterdam or Portugal or Spain. Haven't you heard how marvelous the lifestyle is in Spain? Come on, who wants to travel Europe? Rick Steves style? If you are really wiling to do this I would even subsidize your plane ticket. For rizzle!

Please please please come meet me in Europe. Act now! Take a leap! We're young and life won't wait for us!