Dirt bag

I am the girl with the dark eyes and long black hair that's soft and curly and neat. I am the badass ninja girl with tattoos and knee high black boots. I am the cute pink-cheek girl with the flower headband and sweetheart neckline. I am the intellectual girl who has read the classics and can talk about things like objectivity and subjectivity and Ayn Rand. I am the super nerd girl with wire-rim frames who can kick your ass in anything Nintendo. I am the girl with the shaved head. I am the short girl who needs help getting sugar from the top shelf. I am the bitch who will tell you your hair looks fugly and don't ever talk to me again. I am the blonde girl at the mall with the short skirt. I am the bartender with the french cuffs and ratty blue jeans who has the answers to all your problems. I am the girl who flirts with you when your girlfriend leaves the room. I am the girl who puts out on the first date. I am the insomniac girl who is good at Scrabble and has a pen pal in Ireland. I am the girl whose belly you stare at when she lifts up her arms to fix her hair. I am the girl on whose number you pause when you scroll through your address book.

xoxo

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