1. Drinking is fun but you HAVE TO remember to brush your teeth before you pass out
2. Guys are fucking dense
3. Argan oil = life oil
4. Sephora addiction = credit card bills
5. Veganism is the way to fucking go in terms of cellulite problems (blaming it on your thyroid is a sad fucking excuse; you're fat because you're lazy)
6. No one likes going to work
7. Make out while you still can
8. Learn some outdoor survival skills including how to pee in the woods so you can go hiking by your lonesome because you don't have a boyfriend to go with you.
9. The art of manliness is a joke except when dudes are sexy and being all masculine and stuff
10. Weird dudes are either prolific or extremely self-confident at asking girls out
11. K-pop is the new black (t.o.p. yes please)
12. Go to south america and help poor brown children and get an amazing tan (i know)
13. Get the fuck over it
14. embrace top 40 cuz you're just going to end up liking it ironically in 10 years (thank you AW)
15. Realize that you are vain and shallow, then move on
16. vicarious = word of the day
17. Mazo beach... who will come with me? Please? Just for an hour?
18. Before Mazo beach or ANY beach you need to lose like 20 lbs. Just sayin'.
19. Best friends are fucking timeless even if you haven't seen each other since 1998
20. I need to move to denver like soon
21. Play it fucking loud
Call me!
xoxo
PEM
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