Some things

Here are some fun things on the horizon. Also, should I get FaceBook? I'm thinking no, because every time I read my old blog posts on here I pert near delete the whole damn thing because I think the stuff I've written is dumb, and if I get sucked into FB I'll post something but then delete it 5 mins later, plus I'm more mysterious and cool-seeming without FB, and I don't have to worry about mixing work and personal things, right? Is this a sugar-coated excuse for being too self-absorbed and insecure to project an idealized version of myself to the world? Is that not what this ridic blog is?

1. Apr 8: Bassnectar (will someone please come with me to this show so I don't have to go alone?)

2. May 13: CAKE! (Any brave readers willing to accompany a girl?)

Okay, so what have you guys read about fasting? I'm gonna try it. I'll let you know how it goes. Maybe I'll turn into a horrible person with cellulite and acne OR I'll become your fairy godmother in a pleather teddy...? Sexy. Let's go with that.



Bad motherfucker.



LOOK HOW TAN I AM! This is also why it's important to NOT skip the bootcamp classes that I just paid in full.





God damn I'm a fox.



Are you enjoying the fucked up layout of this post? Yeah? Good. Because I'm AWESOME at html.

Also, two more fantastic things:

a) Soundcloud
b) Pretty Much Amazing

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xoxo

Oh, le blog

1. If you are going on a trip somewhere, remember that you will not use 75% of what you pack.

2. If you are going on a trip somewhere, you WILL end up making a special trip inland to buy something that you have an EXTRA ONE of at home.

3. Don't get all wasted and then call me to "see what's up" and then act like you don't remember it.

4. When you hear birds in the morning, that means spring is nigh, and it's time to think about buying a gym membership because you can't hide your sag-a-lags under baggy clothing anymore. Leggings, anyone?

5. If you can't tone it, tan it.

6. Wear sunscreen you d-bag.

7. Being boy crazy and vain is OKAY, just don't be a dick.

8. Smoke less cigarettes but drink more beer.

9. Drive north until you hit Lake Superior.

10. It's probably okay to hook up with an ex if they are generous/rich/good-smelling.

11. To dudes who wear flip-flops: please don't.

12. Play dress-up in real life and wear sunglasses indoors and at night.

13. Don't be a dick to your parents.

14. Eat MORE celery and LESS cake!

15. Host a Texan-style ranch party. The parameters of this theme are rather flexible but should include ten-gallon hats, a cowbell, tumbleweed, a spittoon, apple pie and someone playing banjo on the porch.