Hiiiiii
I just wanted to say sorry for all the posts about ex-boyfriends. No one needs to hear that. At the risk of going on, I henceforth vow to never write about ex-boyfriends ever again. Starting NOW GO
I am so goddamn happy. If I were a firecracker, the fuse would be burning dangerously short. You know what happens next, yes? Wait, that was a bad example because the firecracker analogy is often expressed with a negative connotation. I dare you to come up with a better one. Use words like geyser, bridge or burst.
The stars aligned for me again last night. I think I might be on to something! I liiiiiike it.
Aaaaaanyway, a wise man once said: Side boob is the new black.
